And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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