at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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