I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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