we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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