just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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