with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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