I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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