Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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