Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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