just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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