i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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