just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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