normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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