Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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