I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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