i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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