is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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