if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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