Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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