I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I am available for nakedness
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
