Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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