I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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