Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
third nipple confirmed
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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