Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
do herpes really smell.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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