it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She even gives head with a lisp.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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