yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The beer is more important than you right now.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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