i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I could fuck to npr.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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