Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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