More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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