If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I wear drunk well.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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