would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
mondays should just be called national damage control day
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.