All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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