Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.