I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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