I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
