yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
zippers are such a cool invention
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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