I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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