It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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