Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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