physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
