So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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