i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You're like the curious george of whores
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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