I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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