Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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