I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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