STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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