Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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