Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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