We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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