Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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