You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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