guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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