My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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