omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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