? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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