I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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