i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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