i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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